Love

Usage of the word "Love!" as if it is a complete sentence. I didn't think it could get worse until I heard a 20-ish girl say "Loves!"

Pee

i hate it when i have to pee at night and it wakes me up and i try to go back to sleep but i can't because i walked to the bathroom

Cats

I've become a professional cat herder. And cats suck. Don't you hate it when cats like, exist?

You really ought to be studying for your college exam

Everything

To be efficient - I hate everyone and everything

Alarm

Don't you hate it when you accidentally set the alarm for pm instead of am?

Fantasy Football

Don't you hate it when all he wants to do is fantasy football?

Complaint #4

Don't you hate it when you are always on time, but the one time you are late the friend who is always making you wait gives you crap about it?

Publish Post

Complaint #3

I hate it when I know I'm a size Small but the Large fits better

Complaint #2

Don't you hate it when you sit on the subway and the seat is warm

Complaint #1

Don't u hate it when u walk down the street and there's a couple walking towards you holding hands and they won't let you pass in between them even though they see you coming?